Today's Morning Link Scan theme: The case for creationism

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I don't argue with creationists over evolution for the same reason I don't argue with people who think gnomes control gravity: There is no way to convince a crank that he's wrong.

Still, this is a blog that's all about "counterpoints", so here are a few links that make the case for creationism:

 


Banana: The Atheists Nightmare.


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(Note: This was part of a longer video. Go ahead and laugh - then remember that these are the kinds of people that want to run your childs science department.)

 


Synthesis of Evolution and Creationism

(Note: This is supposed to be satire... but it makes as much sense as anything else.)


Congressman says evolution is a myth spread by Jews

“Indisputable evidence - long hidden but now available to everyone - demonstrates conclusively that so-called ’secular evolution science’ is the Big Bang, 15-billion-year, alternate ‘creation scenario’ of the Pharisee Religion,” the memo said. “This scenario is derived concept-for-concept from Rabbinic writings in the mystic ‘holy book’ Kabbala dating back at least two millennia.”

(Note: Ohhhh... well that explains it. It's all the Jews fault that we believe in science. Damn you Abraham!!!)

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