Dear President Bush,
I heard your staff lost millions of emails. While I am no fan of your administration, I certainly sympathize. Even if this was an accident, the political fallout will be tremendous.
Thankfully, I'm happy to report there is an organization which should have backed up all the emails, and quite possibly your telephone conversations, faxes and websites as well.
Who would do you such a favor?
The National Security Agency, whom you ordered to illegally monitor everyone. I'm sure THEY can "recover" the missing emails after all.
Sincerely,
Doug De Clue.