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Last year, I proved that Google's holiday doodles were actually a hidden plot to destroy Christmas.
This year, I have uncovered a new nefarious message hidden within the holiday doodle - Behold:
Day 1: (December 21) At first glance, this looks like the Google logo covered in a festive tinsel garland. Don't be fooled! This garland actually represents secure borders and glittering American-style capitalism. Notice how the garland is white - which represents Christian, God-fearing, values.
Day 2: (December 22) Two brown kangaroos, obviously representative of illegal Mexican immigrants, start to gleefully destroy the border, and traditional family values with it.
Day 3: (December 23) The brown-colored illegal immigrants start to take jobs away from Americans by manufacturing clothes at a fraction of the cost. Notice how even the child is forced to work.
Day 4: (December 24) A third, even darker, Kangaroo appears with a shocking resemblance to a smiling Stalin.
The brainwashed proletariat kangaroo hands Stalin-kangaroo the shirt made from vandalized garland. She even gives him a red bow that she stole from the letter "G".
Day 5: (December 25) Rather than wear the shirt, the evil Stalin-kangaroo has a better idea. He gives the garment to the female illegal immigrant so that she may smuggle the child into the United States, thus spreading the seeds of discord.
So as you can see: Googlebot plans to use illegal immigrants to destroy the ideological and economic underpinnings of the United States.
Stop Google before it's too late!
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Tags: Google - Googlebot - hidden messages - Communist plot - illegal immigration
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