A new way to take care of problems with the phone company.

Open letter to the NSA:

National Security Agency
Washington DC PO BOX ######
Dept of Total Information Awareness

Dear Sirs;

I am writing to you regarding a discrepancy on my Bellsouth phone bill. My most recent bill indicated that I had made several telephone calls to 1-900-HOT BABE with charges totaling $325.55 (USD). While I often call this number, I was out of town all of last month. I feel that Bellsouth has incorrectly attributed these calls to my account. I have taken this issue up with Bellsouth but they refuse to credit my account.

I have learned recently that you have been maintaining a database of my activities over the past several years. Records on my phone calls, travel itineraries, credit card statements, hotel receipts, and in-room movies on the dates in question can resolve my dispute with Bellsouth. Additionally your close relationship with Bellsouth IT can expedite the resolution.

Please address this matter with Bellsouth at your earliest convenience.

Thanks for keeping my data private and secure.

Sincerely,

Chef M

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