Google's 2007 evil agenda revealed!

Paul -V- — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:20:44 -0500

Last year, I proved that Google's holiday doodles were actually a hidden plot to destroy Christmas.

This year, I have uncovered a new nefarious message hidden within the holiday doodle - Behold:

Day 1: (December 21) At first glance, this looks like the Google logo covered in a festive tinsel garland. Don't be fooled! This garland actually represents secure borders and glittering American-style capitalism. Notice how the garland is white - which represents Christian, God-fearing, values.

Day 2: (December 22) Two brown kangaroos, obviously representative of illegal Mexican immigrants, start to gleefully destroy the border, and traditional family values with it.

Day 3: (December 23) The brown-colored illegal immigrants start to take jobs away from Americans by manufacturing clothes at a fraction of the cost. Notice how even the child is forced to work.

Day 4: (December 24) A third, even darker, Kangaroo appears with a shocking resemblance to a smiling Stalin.

The brainwashed proletariat kangaroo hands Stalin-kangaroo the shirt made from vandalized garland. She even gives him a red bow that she stole from the letter "G".

Day 5: (December 25) Rather than wear the shirt, the evil Stalin-kangaroo has a better idea. He gives the garment to the female illegal immigrant so that she may smuggle the child into the United States, thus spreading the seeds of discord.

So as you can see: Googlebot plans to use illegal immigrants to destroy the ideological and economic underpinnings of the United States.

Stop Google before it's too late!

Read counterpoint here.

Tags: Google - Googlebot - hidden messages - Communist plot - illegal immigration

Google hates Christmas and has a liberal agenda.

Paul -V- — Mon, 26 Dec 2005 05:45:36 -0500

This year, as it is the custom, conservative Christians complained that Christmas was under assault by the Liberal agenda. Bill O'Reilly, Republican apologist on FOX News, put it best when he said:

"Secular progressives which are driving this movement (against Christmas). They don't want it as a federal holiday, they don't want any message of spirituality or Judeo-Christian tradition because that stands in the way of gay marriage, legalized drugs, euthanasia, all of the greatest hits on the secular progressive play card."

While thinking people might suspect that hype about the so-called "culture war against Christmas" is nothing more than a cheap way to sell controversy to the conservative base; the reality is that if you approach the world from the perspective of a right-wing blowhard, you can see the evil Liberal agenda yourself!

For example; I have found conclusive proof that Google is in on the conspiracy to destroy Christmas, marriage, capitalism and decency through their holiday doodles.*

In case you don't know:

"Google Doodles are modifications of the Google logo created by the company for use on holidays, birthdays of famous people, and major events, like the Olympics. They are displayed on the day of the occasion, and then removed and archived. Google Doodles were first initiated in 1999 for the Burning Man Festival and various other holidays." (Wikipedia)

This year, Google commemorated the holidays with not one, but five doodles. As Christmas got closer, Google used the doodles to tell a simple story-line of a cat and mouse attempting to light-up the logo. However, these doodles were a thinly veiled trick to push the secular progressive agenda onto computers across the world.

As evidence of this, I have created a compilation of the doodles from December 20th to the 25th. Below each image is an analysis based on fundamentalist, conservative republican ideology:

Day 1: Note how the doodle leans to the left - clearly a sign of the left-leaning tendencies of the search engine. Also notice how the mouse comes out of the blue "g". Blue is the color of the democrat party. (The same party of HILLARY CLINTON.)

Day 2: The cat sticks it's head out of the red "e" to give a handout to the poor mouse. Since red is the color of the Republican party, the only logical meaning behind this doodle is that Googlebot plans to force corporations to give resources to the people who actually create the wealth. As every Republican knows, giving handouts to the poor is morally wrong, since they might waste the money on food, education and healthcare.

Day 3: What's this? The plug and socket don't reach! Clearly, this sends the message that male and female elements are incompatible, and therefore homosexuality should be preferred above heterosexual relationships.

Day 4: Here we see the worker mouse holding a hammer, one of the symbols of communism. In the meantime, the cat looks confused about it's sexuality as it stares longingly at the plug near its rear.

Day 5: (Christmas Day): The cat and mouse rejoice that they are able to celebrate the holidays without mentioning Christmas. Note that the mouse is using a non-petroleum, renewable source of power... thus making a statement that oil-wars in Iraq are wrong. In other words: Googlebot hates the troops.

Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh and other conservatives should call for a boycott of Google at once to fight against the anti-Christian, liberal agenda of the search engine.*

It may be too late to stop Google Doodles from attacking Christmas this year, but now Republicans have plenty of time plan a counterattack.

*Not really.

Read counterpoint here.

Summary: Google hates Christmas; as their doodles leading up to the holiday show.

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Google's 2007 evil agenda revealed!

Google hates Christmas and has a liberal agenda.